TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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