It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just want to make out with him forever
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
