Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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