Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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