He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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