Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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