so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he puts the penis in happiness.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I am one with the molecules
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
