i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
