holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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