Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
All the doctor said was why
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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