I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Randomize
