4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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