Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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