i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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