is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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