Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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