her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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