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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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