I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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