8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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