i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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