Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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