can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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