Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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