He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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