Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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