its not stalking. its research.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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