like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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