Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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