It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
