Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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