Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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