I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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