I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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