Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I am midnight drunk by noon
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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