Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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