I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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