I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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