i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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