never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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