hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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