we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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