i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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