I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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