Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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