so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm at about main and main street
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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