I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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