am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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