Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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