Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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