Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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